Jokes!

Q: Why were the screams coming from the kitchen ?

A: The cook was beating the eggs.

Q: Who were the first people to invent a plane

that couldn't fly ?

A: The wrong brothers.

Q: What do you lose every time you stand up?

A: Your Lap!

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?

A: A pit bull leaving a playground.

Q: What is grey and not there.

A: No elephants.

Q: A snake and an undertaker wanted to get married. What will they put on their towels?

A: Hiss and hearse!

Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?

A: Call a toe truck.

Q: Where was Humpty Dumpty last seen?

A: Great Falls.

Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

A: Because it is too cold outtide.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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